secretcallgirl:

#the motto

secretcallgirl:

#the motto

50kwatch:

u know what the worst thing about being a girl is… is when another girl asks u for a hair tie, but its ur last one, but u can’t say u don’t have one because she knows its on ur wrist, so u give it to her, and then she says “oh i’ll give it back!” knowing damn well she won’t, and u sit there sad because now you have to go buy another pack of hair ties that u know ur gonna lose by the end of the month

pantryraids:

why do dads sneeze so loud

davethebarbarian:

if you use my colored pencils you better put them back in rainbow order

lordoftheinternet:

that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it

babybluesuv:

royonfire:

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

I can’t stop thinking about this

sherlscott:

Words of wisdom from Ron Swanson.

toastoat:

what a powerful cat

toastoat:

what a powerful cat