partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

vaporeowned:

boy: Its like we finish each others sentences

girl: .

boardface:

I’ve seen this on my dashboard 3 times over the last couple of days and it makes me smile every time because it’s SO cute

boardface:

I’ve seen this on my dashboard 3 times over the last couple of days and it makes me smile every time because it’s SO cute

sassykardashian:

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE A LIL CRUSH ON SOMEONE BUT THEN AFTER A FEW DAYS YOU CATCH YOURSELF THINKING ABOUT THEM A LOT AND THAT LIL CRUSH IS NO LONGER A LIL CRUSH IT’S AN ADULT CRUSH AND IT RUINS YOUR LIFE LIKE WTF I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS

If yall don’t constantly roast eachother are yall really friends
dancashauthor:

Ed Sheeran in rehearsals for the Thinking Out Loud music video.

dancashauthor:

Ed Sheeran in rehearsals for the Thinking Out Loud music video.

hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

celibacy:

*gasp* for me?

celibacy:

*gasp* for me?

aminaabramovic:

aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall

twinkle-twinkle-little-fuck:

group projects when no one knows what they’re doing

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