Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
Me: no
Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser
apatianuncamas:

why he lick me

apatianuncamas:

why he lick me

mountainashes:

trying to make time-sensitive plans with someone who doesn’t text back quickly

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proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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shoutouts to those low maintenance best friends. the ones who you don’t speak to for months because both of yall are living life but when you catch up it’s nothing but intense love.

refrgerator:

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

fxrensicate:

classicrockboy:

this was the best scene ever… of all time

I need this in my life at all times.

phemiec:

I’m so impressed by girls who can put together a really cute outfit and do their hair and makeup really nice every single day like if I manage to shower and eat breakfast it’s a damn victory